id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Randomize
