Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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