i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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