the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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