I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
What a dumb baby whore.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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