either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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