Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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