And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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