would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
When did angry sex become our thing?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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