So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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