Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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