I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
My liver just broke up with me...
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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