I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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