I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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