I don't think brook has ever known best
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
You don't make any sense
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