The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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