Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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