It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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