Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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