Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
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