he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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