I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
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