dude i'm inner monologue high
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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