I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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