Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Randomize
