Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
The uberlube is also flammable
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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