You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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