Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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