Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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