she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
And the cops told us we were all naked.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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