I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Randomize
