any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I want a musical about memes.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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