i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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