Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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