i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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