grandma shit on top of the toilet
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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