yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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