I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
My feet surprised me
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