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I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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