member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
Randomize
