no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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