nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Randomize
