I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
Randomize
