I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I thought I drunk dialed Adam last night and left him a voicemail. I just checked my phone. I realize I left a drunk voicemail with my son's teacher.
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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