you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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