On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
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