Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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