my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I need a beard to bite.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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