did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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