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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..

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(650): View more from California

in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together

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(704): View more from North Carolina

IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house

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(217): View more from Illinois

he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

I think there was chlamydia in those woods.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him

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(586): View more from Michigan

I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.

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