ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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